《H.Y.C.Y.BH》是Tom Cardy作詞、作曲並演唱的歌曲，發行於2021年8月6日。
基本介紹
- 外文名：H.Y.C.Y.BH
- 所屬專輯：Artificial Intelligence
- 歌曲時長：2分40秒
- 歌曲原唱：Tom Cardy
- 填詞：Tom Cardy
- 譜曲：Tom Cardy
- 音樂風格：說唱
- 發行日期：2021年8月6日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞,
歌曲歌詞
When my roommate comes into the room
當我的室友走進房間
Looking for his car keys
只為了找他的車鑰匙時
I don't say it yet
我暫時先不說
And when he gets me off the couch
然後他讓我從沙發上起來
To check underneath the couch cushions
去看那玩意是不是掉進了墊子裡
I don't say it yet, no
這時我先不說 對 不能說
And then when he says out loud
再之後他就擱那裡大聲嚷道
"I wonder where my car keys are"
“我鑰匙到底上哪去了？？”
I still don't say it
我還是不說
(I still don't say it yet)
(我 就 不 說)
But then he asks me
但是當他問我
"Do you know where my car keys are"
“你有看到我車鑰匙丟哪了嗎”
I look at him in his face and I say
我 死死地盯著他 然後問出那句話
Have you checked your butthole?
H.Y.C.Y.BH!?
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
(炫舞)(炫舞)(啤燕!)
I have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' me
鑰匙啥的沒看到過 不過既然你問了我
You better check up that butthole
那你最好還是去檢查下你的辟穀喔
Of course I'm not serious
當然了我不是認真的
I don't think it's up inside your big brown business
誰會覺得鑰匙在你那又大又黑的玩意裡面
But a funny thing to say
但我就是覺得一個人丟了東西而且肉眼可見地著急時
To someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
幹這事真的非常好玩
When I see the best man start to sweat
我看到那個伴郎臉上冒出了汗
I don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)
但我還是不說
When I see that little ring bearer cunt
我看到那個負責拿戒指的小屁孩
Getting yelled at by his mum
被媽媽劈頭蓋臉罵了一通
Oh, I still don't say it
喔........但我還是不說
When I see the groom asking the vicar
我看到新郎去問神父
If they can wait just another fifteen minutes
能不能再給他們十五分鐘
I do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)
我 絕 對 不 會 說
And when the father of the bride
我看到新娘她爹帶著人
Starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard area
對會場進行全盤地毯式搜尋
I want to, but I do not say it
難掩激動 但我還不能說！
It's the eleventh hour
最後一刻 迫在眉睫
With three-hundred congregates under God's roof
數百名賓客聚集在上帝的屋檐下
The vicar approaches the mic
牧師此時走到了麥克風前
And suddenly, all of the chatter goes mute
頓時議論聲開始消退下去
He says that they've misplaced the rings
“我們把那對結婚戒指弄丟了，”
Could anyone possibly know where they are?
“有任何人知道它們在哪裡嗎？”
I know it's my time
閃亮登場的時刻已到
as all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"
於是萬眾矚目下 我站起來向他問道
Have you checked your butthole?
H.Y.C.Y.BH!!
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
(炫舞)(炫舞)(匹眼!)
I have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?
我沒找到你們的指環 但是你們可以找找自己的環
And by ring, I mean butthole
順帶友情提醒一下 我說的環就是那個意思
Love is patient, love is kind
愛是不厭其煩 亦是體貼關懷
But if you ask me where you can find
但如果你想問我哪裡能夠找到
Literally anything you've lost before
任何你曾經失去過的東西物什
I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
我的建議都是去找找你的脾鹽
"Where's my phone?"
“我手機呢”
Is it up your butthole?
是掉進你皮燕了嗎？
"I lost my loan,"
“我貸款沒了”
have you checked up your butthole?
有沒有找過你的後門？
"I'm losing my patience,"
“我快失去耐心了！”
check your anus
記得檢查你的罡們
"Where's your class?"
“你的風度呢？”
I think it's stuck up your ass
可能卡在您的辟穀里了吧
"I just lost my grandma"
“我奶奶最近剛走。”
Oh my god, I'm so sorry
喔天呢..！我很抱歉。
"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"
“你可以忍住不說她在我那玩意裡面嗎。”
Of course, my condolences
當然了，我在此哀悼。
"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"
“我現在不需要你的沒品笑話。”
Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for?
好的......那么你在尋找些什麼呢？
"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"
“說實話，只是在找...一個能靠在上面哭泣的肩
Have you checked your butthole?
(打斷)有沒有找過你的bh！！！
Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole
(炫舞)(炫舞)(皮炎!!)
Maybe you'll find your dead grandma up there too
說不定還能在那裡跟你的奶奶久別重逢
Oh, I ****in' got you, butthole
丫的 我簡直太天才了！(劈煙!)
My family hate me
我的家人全都不喜歡我！
This might be the reason that I've got no close friends
估計這也是我找不著朋友的原因！
****in' worth it, baby
簡直血賺 哥們！
參考資料：網易雲音樂
