《Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold》是Bonzo Dog Band演唱的歌曲，Rodney Slater,Vernon Dudley Nowell,Ash,Neil Innes,Roger Ruskin Spear,vivian stanshall,Larry Smith作曲，收錄專輯《The Bonzo Dog Band - The Intro》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Jazz, Delicious Hot, Disgusting Cold
- 所屬專輯：The Bonzo Dog Band - The Intro
- 歌曲原唱：Bonzo Dog Band
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
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Lonely unmarried looking for love
Life was passing me by
So I sent off my photo hobbies and age
Magazine marriage I tried
They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
Be lonely no more open destiny's door
For one dollar they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong I didn't like me
So I changed my personality
I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big
What confidence in my new built up shoes
So smart for winter or summer
Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out there's a monster coming
Bye bye binoculars and Macintosh
Everything is just great
I take elocution learn to speak posh
But still I can't find a mate
Be popular learn to play the guitar
In seven days you could be strumming
Be sociable learn kissing technique
Look out there's a monster coming
For my Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose
Plastic surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I pass a swimming costume test
Are my sideboards too long
Don't my aftershave pong
I know my new nose ain't running
What's wrong with my tie
Am I getting too high
Look out there's a monster coming
Disfiguring and ugly my facial hair
I had removed electrically
I rejuvenated my energy cells
And regained my virility grunt grunt
He put my hand on my heart
I am changing the part
He had a machine for a mummy
Please be gentle with me
I come to pieces literally
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
Look out there's a monster coming
