基本介紹
- 歌曲：You Need An Analyst
- 語言：英語
- 發行日期：2005-02-08
- 歌手：Allan Sherman
- 所屬專輯：Allan In Wonderland (US Release)
You Need An Analyst - Allan Sherman
if you're always stealing goodies
from a big department store
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If your pocket's full of little things
you've never owned before
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If somebody says
"Good Morning" and politely tips his hat
And you frown and say
"I wonder what he really meant by that"
If you're walking down the sidewalk
and you won't step on a crack
You're afraid if you step on a crack
you'll break your mother's back
If you're at the philharmonic
and you start to do the twist
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
You need an analyst, you need an analyst
We really must insist that you see an analyst
If you're freezing
or you're sweating from imaginary ills
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If you tiptoe into bed
and you're as quiet as a mouse
But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house
If you have a brand new raincoat
and of it you're very fond
In fact,
you'd rather be alone with it than with a blond
If you wear your wristwatch on your feet
and stockings on your wrist
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
You need an analyst, you need an analyst
We really must insist that you see an analyst
If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If they ask you
what your name is and you answer Bonaparte
If you dig those daffy doodles
that are known as modern art
If you're walking down the street
and then you stop to tie your shoes
And you tie them to each other
as you hum Saint Louis blues
Or if you're forty-six years old
and never have been kissed
Go kiss an analyst, a psychoanalyst
Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an analyst
We really must insist that you kiss an analyst
If you're always having arguments
when no one else is there
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
And whenever you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear
You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst
If you dream you've got a purple dragon
next to you in bed
And you wake up
and your dragon isn't purple, it is red
If you eat those little prizes
and you save the crackerjacks
If you really think
they're ever gonna cut the income tax
You need an analyst
You need, I need
He needs, we need
Everybody needs an analyst
