《Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan》是Barry Louis Polisar演唱的歌曲。
基本介紹
- 歌曲：Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan
- 語種：英語
- 發行日期：1999年06月08日
- 歌手：Barry Louis Polisar
- 所屬專輯：Naughty Songs For Boys And Girls
Never Cook Your Sister In A Frying Pan - Barry Louis Polisar
Never cook your sister in a frying pan
Or boil her in water
and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff
or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
You might not like her
but don't knock her off her bike;
Fighting is normal, but normal ain't right.
Don't put her in a bucket
and drop her down a well
Or put her in the oven and try to sell
Her to the nice old man
who lives down the street
Don't hit her with your hand
or kick her with your feet.
Never cook your sister in a frying pan
Or boil her in water
and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff
or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
Don't tie her to a tree
and leave her in the woods
For the bears and the snakes
and you never should
Lock her in the closet
or throw her in the snow,
Or flush her down the toilet
or steal her clothes.
If you do these things then what you do,
Is not becomming to a boy like you.
Never cook your sister in a frying pan
Or boil her in water
and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff
or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
You better be careful
when she's nice and small,
Don't beat her with a bat
or hit her with a ball.
Don't put her in a barrel
and roll her down the road,
'Cause it all goes against the gentleman's code.
Besides, she might grow up
and be bigger, too,
And turn around and do it all to you
Never cook your sister in a frying pan
Or boil her in water
and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff
or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
Never cook your sister in a frying pan
Or boil her in water
and take her by the hand
And throw her off a cliff
or try to make her fall
'Cause these things aren't very nice at all.
