《I'm The Greatest Star》是Barbra Streisand演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Just For The Record Highlights》中，發行於1992年6月30日。
基本介紹
- 歌曲：I’m The Greatest Star
- 語言：英語
- 發行日期：1992-06-30
- 歌手：Barbra Streisand
- 所屬專輯：Just For The Record Highlights
Ive got thirty-six expressions--
Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
And thats six expressions more
Than all them barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me
Why dont they give me a lift?
Well,it must be a plot,
cause theyre scared that I got
Such a gift--well, Im miffed--cause
Im the greatest star--
I am by far, but no one knows it!
Wait, theyre gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute--ah hah, ah hah--
Theyll cheer each toot
（hey! that girl is terrific!）
When I expose it!
Now, cant you see to look at me
That Im a nachral camille?
As camille I just feel
Ive got so much to offer.
Kid, I know Id be divine because
Im a nachral cougher.
Some aint got it--not a lump,
Im a great big clump of talent!
Laugh!
Theyll bend in half.
（did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman? ）
A thousand jokes
Stick around for the jokes,
A thousand faces. I reiterate,
When youre gifted,
Then youre gifted,
These are facts--i got no axe to grind.
Hey, what are you--blind?
In all of the world so far
Im the greatest star!
Who is the pip with piz-azz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
