《Where's My Sex?》是Weezer演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Hurley》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Where's My Sex?
- 所屬專輯：Hurley
- 歌曲原唱：Weezer
- 發行日期：2010年09月10日
歌曲歌詞
Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is a family tradition
Going back to the caveman days
They were walking around in a haze
Until they figured it out
And they said 'gosh dang' this is great '
But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
Walking round with no sex at all
I said' Where's my sex
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late' I can't be late
I can't go out without my sex
It's cold outside and my toes get wet
And people will think that I'm an alien
Just cruising in to make a friend
Meg likes to hide it
She said that it gives her a kick
It may be under the rug
Or stuck in a shoe closet
Or tumbling round in the washing machine
She's always trying to get me clean
She adds detergent and bounce to eliminate static cling
It's gonna be another hour or more
Till I am ready to walk out the door
I said' Where's my sex
I thought it was here
Under the bench
But it isn't there
I've got no idea where it disappeared to
I'm running late' I can't be late
