《Wanna B Ur Lovr》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，收錄於2013年發行的《Poodle Hat》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Wanna B Ur Lovr
- 所屬專輯：Poodle Hat
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 發行日期：2013年11月08日
歌曲歌詞
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out
I like your skeletal structure baby
You're an ectomorph no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed girl
So I could see you twice
Girl you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of lucky charms
You'd look like Venus de milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in
Stop drop and roll now
'Cause baby you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet
Say has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands
No of course not that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too
I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here
Uh huh
I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now or what
There just aren't enough o's in smooth
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under kablaam
My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face
Well how'd you get through security
'Cause baby you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Girl you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ohh ooh
