《The Night Santa Went Crazy》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，由Al Yankovic作詞，收錄於《The Essential Weird Al Yankovic》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Night Santa Went Crazy
- 所屬專輯：The Essential Weird Al Yankovic
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 填詞：Al Yankovic
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas to all
Now you're all gonna die
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes Virginia Now Santa is dead
Some guy
From the swat team blew a hole through his head
Yes little friend now that's his brains on the floor
I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore
But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment
And the Elves have to stand in the line and file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Clause she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo oh the night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo oh something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain
