《The Mule Session》是Adam Sandler、Betsy Hammer、Elmo Weber、Ted Lobinger演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Shhh...Don't Tell(U.S. PA Version)》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Mule Session
- 所屬專輯：Shhh...Don't Tell(U.S. PA Version)
- 歌曲原唱：Adam Sandler、Betsy Hammer、Elmo Weber、Ted Lobinger
- 發行日期：2004年7月13日
歌曲歌詞
My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian
My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean
My sister's on the dope
And my brother always picks his nose
And Daddy's only happy
When he's wearing Mama's pantyhose yeah
I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times )
Then my dog got in the freeze box he ate everything I got
But I've got my mule
He's a very very nice mule
He walks with me home from school
Cause he's a very very nice mule
When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel
But now he prefers to dine on his own stool
He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul
Cause he's a very very pious mule
When he sees a picture of a carrot
He has a tendency to druel
On Halloween he tries to scare me
By dressing up as a ghoul
He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel
Cause he's a very very Old school mule
A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool
He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec Center pool
When I break down on the side of the road
He shows up with unleaded fuel
He's a devoted fan of Ms Paula Abdul
And also approves of the recent
Makeover of former folkie Jewel
When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated
He just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'
Cause he's a very very monogamous mule
Porkchop Wake up man the session's not over
After several well-publicized arrests for public urination
He now drinks exclusively O'Doul
And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club
To show kids smoking isn't cool
His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel'
No it's 'Hound Dog'
