《The Hole In The Ground》是Bernard Cribbins演唱的歌曲，收錄於《The Very Best Of Bernard Cribbins》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Hole In The Ground
- 所屬專輯：The Very Best Of Bernard Cribbins
- 歌曲原唱：Bernard Cribbins
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
The Hole In The Ground - Bernard Cribbins
There I was
A digging this hole
A hole in the ground so big
And sort of round it was
There was I
Digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom
And the sides were steep
When along
Comes
This bloke in a bowler
Which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole
Poor demented soul and he said
Do you mind if I make a suggestion
Don't dig there
Dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong it's much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong
I ask what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler
Well there was I
Stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him
Standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave
Him
A look sort of sideways
And I leaned on my shovel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag
And
Having took a drag I replied
I just couldn't bear to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I don't want it square
And if you disagree it doesn't bother me
That's the place where the holes gonna be
Well there we were discussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
It was
Well it's not there now the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that's that
