《Skwad Training》是Artifacts演唱的歌曲，收錄於《That's Them》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Skwad Training
- 所屬專輯：That's Them
- 歌曲原唱：Artifacts
- 發行日期：1997年1月1日
歌曲歌詞
As we embark on boom skwad blunt rolling technique 314
For those of you needing a reference yeah
Please turn your textbooks to page four whoa
As you will notice the diagram above you
Please follow it's instructions to a T
Do not make an error
For those of you needing further reference
You may purchase the Redman album the first one
Listen to the song how to roll a blunt
But until then you shall learn I'm high
I use my colt 45 to shoot down your olde English
By the time that I'm finished I peel the caps off six Guinness
Skwad training helps me to peep a sucker's weakness like
Telling your secrets or kicking it to your freakses
You couldn't go there with directions
I make crews break out like skin infections from my rap lethal injections
Notty headed terror
H**s get caught up in my web like flies
One look at my red eyes tricks jump into backflips like Jedi's
Black little rascal dissing dips at white castle
Got love doctors baffled why b**ches ride me like a saddle
Is it live or Memorex when I be on deck
Loose from deuce deuces from the neck and then I jet
Et cetera catch my rap and after that kick back
Competitors could rap but they recycle like six packs robo n**ga
Wack ain't the word for ya n**ga I never heard of ya
So turn it down a notch or two or watch my crew murder ya
Yo hold the phone tone n**gas like that's raps are prone
To disassemble members only who think they're grown
See we're from the bricks where tricks hustle for dick
Dkny MC's think they rhyme styles be fly I
Bear witness that we bring the crispiness
Exquisite prolific the two that brew the gifted
Or uncanny playschool the days who misbehave
Pray their handy MC's wrecking' n**gas with the dandy
Style so peep the tech x be the brand called seb and
These n**gas from new Jeru's is next on hand
Formulate rhymes create lines collaborate
With the DATs and mind state that makes your braincells ache
N**gas get dissed in the cut now they finished
Advantage to the victor all crews be diminished
You will continue rolling your blunts in a counter clockwise fashion
Gripping it firmly yet loosely at the ends twist it
In a counter clockwise motion
No cheating no easy wide will be distributed
You will be based to rely your skills on pure instinct
Tame one be rocking' on cloud nine with rhymes that flow frequent
Peep how when I speak I freak sequins
Henceforth I piss MC's off more often I'm the boss
Hitting' my blunts dipped in secret sauce
B ball treats dance on treats like neat's rapper that's fleet
Step on competition with my hollow tip cleats
Past the rumors that the artifacts got lazy that's crazy
Making joints that make your thoughts hazy
Morocco mole MC's can't see me with they specs on
Gassed up like getting watch me blow spots like Exxon
I'm unf**kwittable like Jamal and George Clinton
The ex-west district politician like Gibson
Dissing those who missing' blows kick sh*t to program
A instrumental jammer by the mental blow's manner
Vicious delicious with the vinyl f**k b**ches
Who got dreams and wishes for n**gas to feed 'em fine dishes
We sabotage your entourage with a barrage of lyrical cheap shots
At your weak spots sleep not
This style spits on MC's like I do beatbox
In my size nine reeboks I'm comming through ya f**kin' block
Mc's perish from the sh*t that we deliver
Giver of a script to play it like frank Gifford
Fools with no tools get dealt with from the belt tip
Who else is higher from the first to get melted
Exactly no match n**gas putting' caps on my raps
Actually broads ain't naturally fit
Fakin jax blow styles on the map
Artifacts bringin' back that sh*t that n**gas lack
Time
Put your blunts down
Those of you who have rolled your blunts correctly
May pass on to a much higher state
Those of you who f**ked up
Get an F in fetal blunt
For those ridiculous ass holes and those ridiculous canoe
You got burning
You stay back
This is the boom skwad president signing off
May your blunts stay tight
And your eyes red
Good evening
