《Second Hand Nose》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Second Hand Nose
- 所屬專輯：Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)
- 歌曲原唱：Allan Sherman
- 發行日期：2005年2月8日
歌曲歌詞
Mother Nature made me
Strictly second rate
Smart but not good-looking
What an awful fate
Girls don't go for IQ
Eggheads ain't their style
They don't say I like you
They don't even smile
Well Mother Nature
I'll get back at you
Tomorrow morning here's what I will do
I'm calling Dr Max Rose
That's who I chose
He's gonna make me
A second-hand nose
I went to his office once or twice and
All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand
Then I'll get second-hand hair
Second-hand teeth
And contact lenses
In a baby blue
And elevator shoes
And then I'll melt the girls' hearts
They can't resist a man
With interchangeable parts
Girls will go nuts
Parked in my second-hand Stutz
We'll sit there sniffing glue
On Second Avenue
