Mr. Popeil

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I need a Vegematic

I need a Pocket Fisherman

I need a handy appliance

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell

Operators are standing by

How does that make you feel

Help me

Mr Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies

I wanna mend some leather

I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

Please no COD's

Don't miss out on this deal

Ah help me

Mr Popeil

Help me

Mr Popeil

Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh

It slices It dices

Look at that tomato

You could even cut a tin can with it

But you wouldn't want to

Mr Popeil I'm in trouble

Need your assistance on the double

Oh no Now how am I gonna make

My old vinyl car top look like new

Mr Popeil

Tell me what am I s'posed to do

Mr Popeil

Now how much would you pay

But wait there's more

It's not sold in any store

Now how much would you pay

Don't answer yet

Just look what else you get

Now how much would you pay

If you order today

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray

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