《If I Couald Play Piano》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄專輯《Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：If I Couald Play Piano
- 所屬專輯：Allan Sherman Live! (Hoping You Are The Same)
- 歌曲原唱： Allan Sherman
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante
As I suppose you have too
And the next thing is kind of
A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote
And it goes like this
If I could play the piano
Like I'd like to play the piano
I would sit down at the piano
And I'd play
That's how I'll play the piano night and day
If I could play the banjo
Like I'd like to play the banjo
I'd go out and buy a banjo
And a pick
I mean I'd play the banjo really slick
If I could play the bongos
I'd go get a set of drums
I'd entertain my chums
And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs
But I can't play the piano
Or the banjo or the bongos
Cause when I sit down to play
The people laugh
So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph
But my phonograph is broke
My phonograph is broke
My phonograph is broke
I bought it in Hoboken
They fixed it in Shamokin
I mean it I'm not jokin'
My phonograph is broke
Let's finish this I'm chokin'
I'm chokin' and I'm croakin'
Hey stop the music
Stop the music
Stop the music
Stop the music
The following big finish comes to you
From that other great piano player
Van Cliburn
Tank you
