《Harper Valley PTA》是Jeannie C. Riley演唱的歌曲，由DR作詞作曲，收錄於專輯《Harper Valley PTA》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Harper Valley PTA
- 所屬專輯：Harper Valley PTA
- 歌曲原唱：Jeannie C. Riley
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
I want to tell you all a story
About a Harper valley widowed wife
Who had a teenage daughter
Who attended Harper valley junior high
Well her daughter came home one afternoon
And didn't even stop to play
She said
Mom I got a note here from the Harper valley PTA
Well the note says Mrs Johnson you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's been reported you've been drinking and a running round with men and going wild
Now we don't believe you ought to be
A bringing up your little girl this way
And it was signed by the secretary Harper valley PTA
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And boy were they surprised as Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard
I can still recall the word she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper valley PTA
Now there's bobby Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me for a date
And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lot of ice whenever he's away
And Mr baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades all pulled completely down
Now Mr Harper couldn't be here cause he's stayed too long in Kelley's bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's
Breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me
As a mother you think that I ain't fit
Well this is just a little pay ton place and you're all Harper valley hypocrits
Now I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
That day my mama socked it to the Harper valley PTA
That day my mama socked it to em at the Harper valley PTA
