《Getting Married Today》是Stephen Sondheim演唱的歌曲，於2007年2月13日發行。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Getting Married Today
- 所屬專輯：Company
- 歌曲原唱：Stephen Sondheim
- 發行日期：2007年2月13日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞,
歌曲歌詞
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day
PAUL：Today is for Amy
Amy I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Amy
My happily soon to be wife
Because if everybody's here
I'd like to thank you all
For coming to the wedding
I'd appreciate you going even more
I mean you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul You know the man I'm going to marry
But I'm not because I wouldn't ruin anyone
As wonderful as he is
Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers
Thank you all now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today
JENNY：Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband bound to wife
The heart sinks down
And feels dead
This dreadful day
A wedding What's a wedding It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of
Which is followed by a honeymoon where suddenly he'll realize
He's saddled with a nut and want to kill me which he should
Thanks a bunch but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch 'cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today
Go Can't you go
Why is nobody listening
Goodbye Go and cry
At another person's wake
If you're quick for a kick
You could pick up a christening
But please on my knees
There's a human life at stake
Listen everybody I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you
It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life
You know we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage
I'm not well so I'm not getting married
You've been swell but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall 'cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all but I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul but I'm not getting married today
JENNY：Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain
PAUL：Today is for Amy
Amy I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
AMY：Go Can't you go
Look you know I adore you all
But why watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice
Look perhaps I'll collapse
In the apse right before you all
So take back the cake
Burn the shoes and boil the rice
PAUL：Today is for Amy
My happily soon to be wife
My adorable wife
But I may be coming down with hepatitis and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to watch me faint I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral
So thank you for the twenty seven dinner plates
Thirty seven butter knives
Forty seven paperweights
Fifty seven candle holders
PAUL：One more thing
AMY：I'm not getting married
CHOIR：Amen
PAUL：Softly said
AMY：But I'm not getting married
CHOIR：Amen
PAUL：With this ring
CHOIR：Amen
PAUL：I thee wed
CHOIR：Amen
PAUL：Let us pray that we are getting married
AMY：Let us pray that we're not getting married
ALL：Today
