《Camelot Then You May Take Me To The Fair》是Julie Andrews演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Julie Andrews on Broadway》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Camelot Then You May Take Me To The Fair
- 所屬專輯：Julie Andrews on Broadway
- 歌曲原唱：Julie Andrews
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Guenevere
Spoken
Sir lionel
Sung
Do you recall the other night that I distinctly said you might
Serve as my escort at the next town fair
Well
I'm afraid there's someone who I must invite in place of you
Someone who plainly is beyond compare
That frenchman's power is more tremendous than I have ever seen anywhere
And when a man is that tremendous
He
By right
Should take me to the fair
Sir lionel
Spoken
Your majesty
Let me tilt with him and smite him
Don't refuse me so abruptly
I implore
Oh
Give me the opportunity to fight him
And gaul will be divided once more
Guenevere
You'll bash and thrash him
Sir lionel
I'll smash and mash him
Guenevere
You'll give him trouble
Sir lionel
He will be rubble
Guenevere
A mighty whack
Sir lionel
His skull will crack
Guenevere
Well
Sung
Then you may take me to the fair
If you do all the things you promise
In fact
My heart would break should you not take me to the fair
Spoken
Sir sagramore
Sung
I have some rather painful news relative to the subject who's
To be beside me at the next court ball
You were the chosen one
I know
But as tradition it should go
To the unquestioned champion in the hall
And I'm convinced that splendid frenchman can easily conquer one and all
And besting all our local henchmen
He should sit beside me at the ball
Sir sagramore
Spoken
I beg of you
Ma'am
Withhold your invitation
I swear to you this challenge will be met
And when I have finished up the operation
I'll serve him to your highness en brochette
Guenevere
You'll pierce right through him
Sir sagramore
I'll barbecue him
Guenevere
A wicked thrust
Sir sagramore
It will be dust to dust
Guenevere
Sir sagramore
He'll feel a draft
Guenevere
Well then
Sung
You may sit by me at the ball
If you demolish him in battle
In fact
I know I'd cry were you not by me at the ball
Spoken
Sir dinadan
Sung
Didn't I promise that you may guide me to london on the day
That I go up to judge the cattle show
As it is quite a nasty ride there must be someone at my side
Who'll be defending me from beast and foe
So when I choose whom I prefer go
I take the strongest knight I know
And young du lac seems strongest
Ergo
He should take me to the cattle show
Sir dinadan
Spoken
Your majesty can't believe this blustering prattle
Let him prove it with a sword or lance instead
I promise you
When I've done this gaul in battle
His shoulders will be lonesome for his head
Guenevere
You'll disconnect him
Sir dinadan
I'll vivisect him
Guenevere
You'll open wide him
Sir dinadan
I'll subdivide him
Guenevere
Oh
Dear
Dear
Dear
Dear
Dear
Sung
Then you may guide me to the show
If you can carry out your program
In fact
I'd grieve inside should you not guide me to the show
Sirs lionel
Sagramore
Dinadan
Milady
We shall put an end to that galic bag of noise and nerve
When we do all that we intend to
He'll be a plate of french hors d'ouvres
Guenevere
I do applaud your noble goals
Now let us see if you achieve them
And if you do
Then you will be the three who go to the ball
To the show
And take me to the fair
