《12 Days Of Christmas: Christmas Is For The Birds》是Taking Back Sunday演唱的歌曲，收錄於2007年11月20日發行的專輯《Louder Now: PartTwo》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：12 Days Of Christmas: Christmas Is For The Birds
- 所屬專輯：Louder Now: PartTwo
- 歌曲時長：6分3秒
- 歌曲原唱：Taking Back Sunday
- 音樂風格：另類
- 發行日期：2007年11月20日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Hey Merry Christmas Adam
Merry Christmas Fred
Merry Christmas to everyone
Yeah man
You having a good year
Yeah It just feels good to be next to you here on the holidays
Hearing you say merry Christmas
It just warms my heart man
It's like soul food like fired okra
Dude I'm having a great holiday this year It's awesome
Yeah man so you wanna sing for these people or what
Yeah here we go
Okay
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree
I don't even know what a partridge is to be honest
A partridge is a bird
I think it's a bird that doesn't fly
Like Danny Bonaduce
Um no it's -
He's ripped ripped I'm telling you
I heard he's a little you know fallen on the deep end maybe
Oh yeah well
He's gonna kick my a** now
No it's against that napoleon complex he's short
So on the on the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
Turtle doves
They're nice
Do they have shells
Uh I don't know
But on the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree
From now on can you sing
And a Danny Bonaduce
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a Danny Bonaduce
That's good
Yeah yeah it works the syllables
Yeah so I started to wonder
If my true love my old lady
Was going to get me anything
Other than a bunch of birds
Yeah they're all like pooping everywhere and stuff it's gross
They're hard to clean up after
So far she got me four calling birds
French hens turtle doves
The French hens which are the French hens
They're eating all your cheese
Drinking up all your wine
Like all hours of the day
I love France
So I was wondering when
She was going to get me something good
And on the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Five golden rings
Nice
Yeah I was finally happy
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a par-Danny Bonaduce
So like with the five golden rings
That's kinda nice
Yeah but on the sixth day
She started getting-
Like Lil Wayne
Or what's another rapper
That has like a bunch of silly jewelry
Um I don't know any man
But on the sixth day
It kinda went downhill
And the seventh cause she got me
Six geese a-laying
Geese a-laying
Like laying down
No like geese that are laying
Like ohhh like
That's gross
Yeah I don't know about that
And then on the seventh day-
I often wonder how geese would go about doing that
If you're picking up what I'm putting down
I-I don't want to talk about it man
Okay
On the seventh day
Seventh day
Seven swans swimming
More birds
Swimming
I hate it
On the eight day it got really weird
Cause on the eight day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking
What
Yeah
What are they milking the geese cause they're laying
I think they're like lactating or something
I don't get that
Yeah
I'm not into it
But on the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Nine ladies dancing
Nice Okay cool
Oh well that explains the maids a-milking
No these were like exotic dancers
Like you can see on the internet
Yeah it was nice
There was like one of those poles and all that stuff
Yeah but this is your old lady
That's getting you all these things
That's kinda weird
I know but she's looking out for me you know
Tenth day tenth day
Okay
On the tenth day it got crazy again
Cause she gave me ten lords a -leaping
Like the dark lords
I don't know
That's so weird
And then the eleventh day
Pipers piping
Pipers piping
These are by far the strangest gifts I have ever received
I don't understand-
Wait like laying pipe
No that's the geese that are laying pipe
Oh well maybe they're laying it with the pipers
Which would be weird all together
But on the twelfth day of Christmas
This is the last day
My true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming
Everybody could use a good drummer
Yeah I could use twelve drummers
Yeah
The Grateful Dead had two drummers
Dude Slipknot has like ten
Yeah
Did you get to like choose which drummers
Or are they just studio guys
I think they were pretty bad a**
Oh cool
I mean not that Mark's not
I mean Mark's kicking some a**
Yeah
You know
Was he one of the twelve
Um I don't know but
So let's go down the list
And finish this godforsaken song off
Oh okay
And wish everyone a very merry Christmas
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Let's give it up for the ladies dancing
Go ladies
Okay
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And a Danny Bonaduce
Merry Christmas
