基本介紹
- 中文名：念詩之王
- 歌曲時長：0時02分32秒
- 歌曲原唱：趙本山、宋丹丹
- 填詞：趙本山
- 譜曲：瘋猴PME
- 編曲：瘋猴PME、小可兒
- 音樂風格：流行
鬼畜 - 歌曲語言：國語
- 發行時間：2018年02月11日
歌曲歌詞(英文),翻唱版本,
歌曲歌詞(英文)
You are da man, da gang, Make up dress up ass we can
人是衣，馬是鞍，一看長相二看穿
Day you ponger night you drool, day you ponder night you drool
白天想，夜裡哭
Fuckin dreamin like a fool, your life faded，virus updated
做夢都想去首都，倆腳離地了,病毒就關閉了
And then you are wasted, go!!!ooooooooooo
啥都上不去了，嚎，嗷~
Open and reform policy, policy, nage policy，policy, nage policy
改革春風吹滿地，吹滿地，春風吹滿地
Chinese people so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi
中國人民真爭氣，真爭氣，人民真爭氣
Oh the world just break new ground, cat and mouse frickin hang around
這個世界太瘋狂，耗子都給貓當伴娘
Cat so long, mouse so strong，Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
齊德隆，齊東強,齊德隆的咚得隆咚鏘
I remember snowing in the year 2003，that shitty shitty snow came later than it should be
記得那是2003年的第一場雪，第一場雪，比2002年來的稍晚了一些，稍晚了一些
Get by, stand by, hereby, thereby; goodbye
抓牌看牌，洗牌碼牌，失敗
You know why I said goodbye ma? that's why you have a such a fuck life !
知道你為啥失敗嗎？真讓我替你感到悲哀
No more bill, no more pill, sit there and ready to chill
不打針，不吃藥，坐著就是跟你嘮
Upon conversation get your get your life real，here we go the primal therapy
用談話的方式治療這叫話療，現在請聽第一個話題
How you should care a piggy, STFU, harvest from the mud, rid get we the flood
母豬的產後護理，拿錯書了，糧食大豐收，洪水被趕跑
In we win the hard luck, in we fight the cold blood, outside getting darker
百姓安居樂業，齊夸黨的領導，國外比較亂遭
Everyday they slaughter, when you see it higher, we are truly better
成天勾心鬥角，縱觀世界風雲，風景這邊更好
Motherfuckin hearty, Motherfuckin lovey
火辣辣的心吶，火辣辣的情
Motherfuckin chilly girly she is a sexy lady，Motherfuckin teacher fan why not have a party
火辣辣的小辣椒他透著心裡紅，火辣辣的范老師請你多批評
not as whole，he's an asshole
精闢啥，那是屁精，那是屁精
Open and reform policy, policy, nage policy，policy, nage policy
改革春風吹滿地，吹滿地，春風吹滿地
Chinese people so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi，so niubi, we are so niubi
中國人民真爭氣，真爭氣，人民真爭氣
Oh the world just break new ground, cat and mouse frickin hang around
這個世界太瘋狂，耗子都給貓當伴娘
Cat so long, mouse so strong，Cat so so long and the mouse so strong
齊德隆，齊東強,齊德隆的咚得隆咚鏘
I care you, dare you, bare you, not only I fear you, and your mamamiya
我在意你，含糊你，伺候你，我不光怕你，關鍵現在我怕你媽呀
Drink up，eat up, shut up, just don't give up，Mua
喝水，閉嘴，揉腿，親一口老鬼，
Thank you TV, Thank you all the TV
感謝TV，感謝所有TV
Moonlight shines aground, window window frost around
床前明月光，玻璃玻璃好上霜
Play majeong, settle down, your bed is a battleground
打麻將，雙人床十個木那叫念炕
Get a cocky lay an egg, I ain't freaking pull your leg
一隻公雞要下蛋，不是他的活他要乾
No more bill, no more pill, sit there and ready to chill
不打針，不吃藥，坐著就是跟你嘮
Upon conversation get your get your life real，here we go the primal therapy
用談話的方式治療這叫話療，現在請聽第一個話題
How you should care a piggy, STFU, harvest from the mud, rid get we the flood
母豬的產後護理，拿錯書了，糧食大豐收，洪水被趕跑
In we win the hard luck, in we fight the cold blood, outside getting darker
百姓安居樂業，齊夸黨的領導，國外比較亂遭
Everyday they slaughter, when you see it higher, we are truly better，Cheers
成天勾心鬥角，縱觀世界風雲，風景這邊更好
翻唱版本
| 時間 | 歌手 | 唱片公司 | 參考資料 |
|---|---|---|---|
2018年12月6日 | 小可兒 | 山東大玩咖 |
