孤獨的根號三(由大衛·范伯格寫的一首詩)

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英文版是一首情詩，大衛范伯格作，尋堡奇遇2裡面Kumar Patel引用向其女友表白。

I fear that I will always be A lonely number like root three

A three is all that's good and right

Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious square-root sign?

I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic

I know I'll never see the sun

As 1.7321

Such is my reality A sad irrationality

When,hark, just what is this I see?

Another square root of a three

Has quietly come waltzing by

Together now we multiply

To form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds

And with a wave of magic wands

Our square-root signs become unglued

And love for me has been renewed

I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that fairy tale like

And I can't promise you that I'm gonna mature overnight

But what I can promise you is that I will always love you

And I will never try and make you into something that you can not

後被中國電視劇《愛情公寓》第一季第19、20集裡修改引用，是陸展博向林宛瑜表白的詩歌。

我害怕，

我會永遠是那孤獨的根號三。

三本身是一個多么美妙的數字，

我的這個三，

為何躲在那難看的根號下。