《ted the mechanic》是Deep Purple演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Live at the Olympia '96》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：ted the mechanic
- 所屬專輯：Live at the Olympia '96
- 歌曲原唱：Deep Purple
- 發行日期：1997年6月9日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Playing pool and drinking beer
Nothin more'n the
Occasional tear
But this man's life goes on
And he gets
Greased all over
From time to time
At the strip joint where we met
He said 'Hi my name is Ted
See that one over there
That ball of thunder
Every time she goes Vavoom
I wiggle in my chair
Can I buy you a beer
What a guy
I've had a few myself' he said
But I never quit when I'm ahead
Too many rules and regulations
Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
And another thing I won't discuss is religion
It always causes a fight
Vavoom
There she goes again
How does she do
What a guy
And he told me
Of those unjustices (that)
He had suffered in his life
His wife and dogs
And kids and boss
And neighbours
Raising cain and causing strife
They were forever whining
Bleating howling yapping screeching crying moaning
Vavoom
He fed them well
He keep them warm
Thing about Ted
He didn't really care
Nothing much got in his hair
And the beauty of it was
That he was right
He was big as a truck
And fast as a door
(what's that )
He was always right
The banjo player took a hike
What's that song
I used to like
Vavoom
Big as a truck
He was fast as a door Ted
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
Ted the man our Ted
