《Why Does This Always Happen To Me》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Poodle Hat》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Why Does This Always Happen To Me
- 所屬專輯：Poodle Hat
- 歌曲原唱： Weird Al Yankovic
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
I was watching my TV one night
When they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed
To death even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 82
And I said god please answer me one question
Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this
What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun
To see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen
Why why does this always happen to me
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
I was driving down the highway
When all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts
And vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
Disembodied head
And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him
Hey wait a minute he still
Owes me money what a jerk
Well there's five bucks
That I'm never gonna see again
Plus now on top of everything else
It looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen
Why why does this always happen to me
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Oh the other day my boss said
We were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well I told him I was busy
But he still just kept on asking
So I turned around and stabbed him
In the face right in the face
Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite
As sharp again quite as sharp again
Oh tell me
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
