《Where Have All The Staplers Gone?》是VeggieTales演唱的歌曲，由Mike Nawrocki作詞，收錄於專輯《25 Favorite Silly Songs!》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Where Have All The Staplers Gone?
- 所屬專輯：25 Favorite Silly Songs!
- 歌曲原唱：VeggieTales
- 填詞：Mike Nawrocki
- 發行日期：2011年7月19日
歌曲歌詞
And now's it time for
Obscure broad way show tunes with larry
The part of the show where larry comes out
And sings an obscure broad way show tune
Without further ado from the unknown musical
Office supplies the heart rending love song
Where have all the staplers gone
We don't have much time before the big meeting
No no we don't
Have you seen the scissors miss
They're in the bottom drawer
I tried that drawer but they're there no more
That's odd
I know I thought for sure
Have you seen the masking tape
It's right next to the phone
That's what I thought but now's it not
I guess I should have known
Oh where have all the staplers gone
What happened to our paper clips
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
The stick it pads have lost their stick
Do you remember when
The rubber bands were in their place
They're in the middle drawer
Middle drawer middle drawer
Light bulbs easy to replace
Yes there were always more
Reams of paper raining down
Raining raining down
Legal pads a plenty we're legal
Highlighters in every hue I remember
Never less than twenty
Oh where have all the staplers gone
What happened to our paper clips
The ballpoint pens are gone again
They're gone again
We've run out of packing slips
Someday my prints will come
Please replace the toner
Someday we'll find more of
Our manila folders
Someday my prints will come
Where's the printer cable
Someday we'll find more of
Adhesive shipping labels
Oh where have all the staplers gone
What happened to our paper clips
Paper clips
The ballpoints are gone again
They're gone again
The sharpies all have flattened tips
Where have all the staplers gone
This has been obscure broad way show tunes with larry
Tune in for act two revenge of the staplers
