基本介紹
- 歌曲：Totally Committed
- 語言：英語
- 發行日期：1999-10-12
- 歌手：Jeff Foxworthy
- 所屬專輯：Greatest Bits
Totally Committed - Jeff Foxworthy
Rule #1 if she aint happy you aint happy
and if she aint happy long enough
your gonna be unhappy with half your Stuff
Early on in our marriage when wed be in the same room
for a half hour and she didn't say a word a word to me
i would make the mistake of looking at her a saying
what's wrong?
Hoping it was something other than me.
Now i have learned If were in the same room
for a half hour and she doesnt't say a word to Me.
it's ME.
Now i just go up to her and say baby i realize
i have done or said something stupid and insensitive
and while i don't yet know what it is i would like
to go up to my room and think about it for a little while.
This games been played for centurys
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally Committed
I've learned early on in our relationship
that women are complicated creatures
Once i had accepted
that it made a lot of things easier for me
But i have found that because
women are complicated they like to think
men are complicated too.
You ever hear a group of women talking to each other
" OOO i wish i knew what He was really thinking"
Ladies I'll tell you what were really thinking
Were really thinking
"I'd like a beer and i'd like to see something naked"
That's all were thinking
You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man
going down the hall on
A walker that's what he's thinking
"I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked"
This games been played for centurys
Ooh not that not that
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
Totally Committed
And i do belive what women understand men
better than men understand women
Think about that
How often do you see a man stomp out of a room
crying and have a woman go
"What, What'd I say?" Come Back
And i do think men would take advice on relationships
but were not gonna sit down
and read magazines about it.
You got to feed it to us in a way were we'd accept it.
Sneak it into the play-by-play of a baseball game
"and there's strike Three Greg Maddux
looking really good today.
Speaking of looking good fellas from time to time
your woman needs to be reminded
that she's still looking good to you"
Hey Baby have i told you lately
you are as pretty as Greg Maddux?
This games been played for centurys
Baby where ya goin?
Ever since Adam fell for Eve
The sooner you'll learn the better off you'll be
Just like me
I keep telling ya i am Totally Committed
Now repeat after me
Totally Committed
Now baby what i meant to say is
when your naked you are prettier than Greg Maddux
You really are
Im going up to my room
