The Vasectomy Song

歌曲歌詞

It’s just a modern world we live in

But why do they pick on me

Why just the other week

My missus had the cheek

To talk me into a va-sec-tom-y

At first it never clicked

That I was gettin’ nicked

I thought it was to test virility

Than after I went through it

Ten days we couldn’t do it

And then the doctor said to me

I couldn’t believe it folks

He said please blow into this bag please sir

What to test your capability

I beg your pardon

We’re cutting down on accidents

I said are you fair dinkum He said

Please blow into this bag and we’ll see

Well

I couldn’t believe it at first

But you know what they say about doctors orders

So he gave me the little bag

And ushered me into the little room with all the pin-ups

Grubby little room it was too

And I came back with my little bag

And the doctor was quite satisfied and so was I

It’s just a modern world we live in

There’s knew fangled things every day

The cop said I was speedin’ accordin’ to his readin’

But I was three kilometers away

I was feelin’ pretty mad when he took out his pad

I tried to stay as calm as I could be

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