《The Plumbing Song》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Off The Deep End》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Plumbing Song
- 所屬專輯：Off The Deep End
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash
Twenty-four hours a day seven days a week
Baby I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
It's true haven't got a clue
B b baby I can tell you've got a big problem
When I flush the john then your shower goes on
Baby now watcha gonna do
If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke
Baby call the mensch with a monkey wrench
Baby he'll be there for you
Shower's backing up up up
Water won't go down down down
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber plumber plumber
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby
Baby baby sink's been stopped up all summer
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call the plumber
Plumber plumber
He'll know what to do
Pipes been blowing up pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked right through
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba
Kitchen's flooded too
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba girl you know it's true
B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer
If he works for one day costs you half a year's pay
Baby he can be here by two
So if you've got cash he'll be there in a flash
Makin' service calls in his overalls
Baby he'll do his best for you
Sewer's backing up up up
Got you feelin' down down down
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber
Plumber plumber
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby baby baby leaky pipes are a bummer
Ba ba ba
Ba ba ba baby baby baby time to call the
Plumber plumber plumber
Maybe call a few
Got a problem with plumbing Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on the drain it was cloggin' cloggin'
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
If hairballs grease and goo won't let the water through
Blame it on the drain yeah yeah
When I flush the john now when I flush the john
It turns the shower on
Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call my
Plumber plumber plumber
He'll know what to do
Call now we're in the yellow pages
