《The Biggest Tits in History》是 The Magnetic Fields演唱的歌曲，Stephin Merritt作詞，收錄專輯《Quickies》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：The Biggest Tits in History
- 所屬專輯：Quickies
- 歌曲原唱： The Magnetic Fields
- 填詞：Stephin Merritt
歌曲歌詞
She's got the biggest tits in history
She loves to show them 'round
They're bigger than her chickadees
They each weigh half a pound
She told me she's got more of them
But I've seen only three
And those were quite sure the biggest tits in history
Your average tit weighs half an ounce
That's if you feed them well
But she's got ways to make kids bounce
like baby boys from hell
She majored in biology
She knows whereof she speaks
You know her tits are happy from their happy smiling beaks
She's working for the government
She's breeding them for clones
To use them on the battlefield
For intercepting drones
Her mother did the same work
It's through her family tree
And that's why Lola's got the biggest tits in history
Tits in history
Tits in history
