《Talk Soup》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲，由Al Yankovic作詞，收錄於《Alapalooza》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Talk Soup
- 所屬專輯：Alapalooza
- 歌曲原唱：Weird Al Yankovic
- 填詞：Al Yankovic
- 發行日期：2013年11月8日
歌曲歌詞
I dated siamese twins
I slept with big foot too
Get me on sally Jesse
Put me on donahue
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
My dogs a narcoleptic
My moms a circus freak
I gotta get a spot on
Geraldos show this week
'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict
Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it
When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me listen to me listen
To me listen to me listen to me
My wife ran off with elvis
My boss shaved off my hair
I've got a thing for poodles
And rubber underwear and
I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I had a close encounter
I never chew my food
I got eleven nose jobs
I yodel in the *****
And I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I'm just a cross dressin alcoholic neo nazi
Porno star as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better
If you let me get this thing off my chest
Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go go dancer you see
Nothin so bad that I can't share it
With a billion friends on national T V
I have no genitalia
I sold my kids for cheese
I love my blow up doll so
Bring out those cameras please
'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right now
Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Talk soup
Talking taking talking talk soup
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Talk soup
Talking taking talking talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Dance floor
Dance floor
Talk soup
Talking taking talking talk soup
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen to me
Yea
