《Taking Lessons》是Allan Sherman演唱的歌曲，收錄專輯《Allan Sherman Live!》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Taking Lessons
- 所屬專輯：Allan Sherman Live!
- 歌曲原唱： Allan Sherman
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
The modern family
Has time to burn
We all take lessons
We try to learn
The latest new things
We never do things
We just take lessons
My daughter Linda
She takes ballet
Her first recital
Was yesterday
She dropped her tutu
And her left shoe too
She needs more lessons
Then there's my daughter Dottie
She takes guitar that's true
Junior he takes karate
Smashed her guitar in two
For all these lessons
I have to pay
I must raise money
I found a way
Read my brochure folks
Learn how to be poor folks
I'm giving lessons
Our brand new puppy
His name is spot
He's being house trained
Our rug is shot
Our very best room
Became his restroom
What good are lessons
Tom studies driving
He took a ride
He saw two buses
Side by side
He must have seen them
He drove between them
Does anybody wanna buy a long thin Mustang
My wife takes cooking lessons
So help me she flunked poached egg
I took one skiing lesson
You're wrong folks
I broke my arm
I called the doctor
In great despair
But it was Wednesday
He's never there
He's on the links folks
He's putting stinks folks
He's taking lessons
