《T V Wife》是Twisted Sister演唱的歌曲，由J French作詞作曲，收錄於《Club Daze Volume 1 The Studio Sessions》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：T V Wife
- 所屬專輯：Club Daze Volume 1 The Studio Sessions
- 歌曲原唱：Twisted Sister
- 填詞：J French
- 譜曲：J French
歌曲歌詞
It starts up in the morning
when the kids are at school
Hubby's just forbidden by the home of his poo
She walks across the room
and she turns on the set
Every show is memorized she can't forget
Early morning quiz is essential to watch
Would I win a car or a bottle of scotch
All that she can do is sit home and stare
And hope that there she gets a chance
to go on the air
'Cause she's a TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning 'til late at night
Her dreams and fears and wishes
and her hopes
Are all being sued by a handful of soaps
For she's a TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning 'til late at night
Your dreams are your visions
and your lacks of strife
But everybody turns you to TV wife
everybody turns you to TV wife
TV wife TV wife
By mid-afternoon the shows have progressed
And anchors all the characters
of who she's obsessed
This was dying that was married
this one gave birth
And the hunters nowhere took
we found on this planet Earth
Hubby's home and dinner's
on the wine or TV
Well the news is on
and it's just too impossible you see
After twenty tumors
fifteen rapes and countless affairs
I can't watch the news
it's too gross she declares she is
A TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning 'til late at night
Your dreams and your fears
and your wishes and your hopes
Are all being sued by a handful of soaps
well she is a TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning
'til late at night
Your dreams are your visions
and your lacks of strife
Everybody turns you to TV wife
everybody turns you to TV wife
TV wife TV wife
A TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning 'til late at night
Your dreams and your fears
and your wishes and your hopes
Are all being sued by a handful of soaps
I said a TV wife with a TV life
From early in the morning
'til late at night
Your dreams are your visions
and your lacks of strife
Everybody turns you to TV wife
everybody turns you to TV wife
TV wife TV wife
