Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

《Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White》是Weird Al Yankovic演唱的歌曲,由Weird Al Yankovic作詞作曲,收錄於《Even Worse》專輯中。

基本介紹

  • 外文名:Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
  • 所屬專輯:Even Worse
  • 填詞:Weird Al Yankovic
  • 譜曲:Weird Al Yankovic
歌曲歌詞
Doctor every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor listen to me tell me what this means
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now Doctor wait a minute
you ain't heard nothin' yet
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro and an order of fries
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
All right
Doctor won't you tell me am I going insane
Was it something
I ate or something wrong with my brain
See I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before
Now I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
And I can't bust out and I can't break free
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can't go home and I can't get loose
And I try to escape but it's just no use
And I can't ever leave and
I can't ever win
And we're runnin' outta air
and the walls are closin' in
And I can't go back and I can't get through
But Vanna since you're here
why don't you let me buy a vowel from you
Ow buhhh
Doctor all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right
I even wake up screaming now and then
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling
and I guess you know the rest
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
night after night after night night night
Then I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White

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