《Stone Cold Crazy》是由Queen演唱的一首歌曲，收錄於專輯《Sheer Heart Attack》中。
Stone Cold Crazy
Artist：queen
Songs Title：stone cold crazy
Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning
I was dreaming I was al capone
Theres a rumour going round
Gotta clear outa town
Im smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the law gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never never I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon
And Im playing on my slide trombone
Anymore anymore cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
Walking down the street
Shooting people that I meet
With my rubber tommy water gun
Here come the deputy
Hes gonna come and get me
I gotta get me up and run
They got the sirens loose
I ran right outa juice
Theyre gonna put me in a cell
If I cant go to heaven
Will they let me go to hell
Crazy stone cold crazy you know
