《Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson)》是Jeff Foxworthy演唱的歌曲，收錄在《Greatest Bits》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Redneck Games (With Alan Jackson)
- 所屬專輯：Greatest Bits
- 歌曲原唱：Jeff Foxworthy
- 發行日期：1999年10月12日
歌曲歌詞
Greetings y'all
And welcome all you danged foreigners
From other nations
Dear lord be with our guests
And prepare them for the butt whopping
They are about to receive
The Olympics in Georgia
God you know we're gonna screw that up
I guarantee you when they let those doves go
At the opening ceremony
There are gonna be guys in the parking
Lot with shotguns
And we will not have a flame that big
Without a pig on it I guarantee it
Some fat guy going danged good barbecue
Top of them stairs up there
They ain't got no hand rail be careful
Of all the games that the rednecks play
There's some crazy events
Well if you know about the redneck ways
Then it makes perfect sense
Hell the Olympic rings will be
Five old tires nailed together
See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events
They gonna have no idea what half
This stuff is suppose to be
Like for fencing
They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal
There probably have to cancel water polo
After the first two or three horses drown
I tell you instead of discus throwing
They'll be flinging ford hubcaps
You can't blame them for the way they are
But you can sit back and grin
'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre
You'll want to see it again
If you could ever get inside their minds
There's no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way
All the games that the rednecks play
And you know they haven't even thought about it
But the river they're having the kayak races on
Is the same river they filmed deliverance at
That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty
Shouldn't it
'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down
That thing a French man
In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance
Be prepared to watch the wildest show
Making her out in the line
You may not see them bringing home the gold
But they'll sure make mama proud
If you could ever get inside their minds
There's no telling what you might find
They just do things in a different way
All the games that the rednecks play
Hey hey ed I got a white one
