New Routine

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Two men sit in the corner of a diner

Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner

One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to

The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to

They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know

They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco

And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table

The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels

And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola

Sits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and says

I'm so, I'm so sick of this place

I'm so ready for a change of pace

I'm just looking for a new routine

So she spins her globe

And the next thing you know

She's living in Liechtenstein

She doesn't speak German, only high school Spanish

But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage

But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing

So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing

He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes

Thinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and I

I'm so, I'm so sick of this place

I'm so ready for a change of pace

I'm just looking for a new routine

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