《Mr. Hood At Piocallee Jewelry Crackpot》是KMD演唱的一首歌曲，收錄在2004年發行的專輯《Mr. Hood》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Mr. Hood At Piocallee Jewelry Crackpot
- 所屬專輯：Mr. Hood
- 歌曲時長：2分49秒
- 歌曲原唱：KMD
- 歌曲語言：英語
- 發行時間：2004-08-09
歌曲歌詞
Let's enter this jewerly shop
Ah c'mon Mr piocalles
It up 14k def bracelet you can't beat it kid
No I cannot do that
This is not a pawn shop this is
Piocalles jewelry
Ahh
Mr hood my favorite customer
What can I do for you today
I would like to see some gold rings
Ahh yes we have these stupid phat gold rings
Perfect for your masculine hands
Some earrings for my wife
How about these elephant studded diamond
Earrings perfect for the woman of your dreams
And a watch for my cousin
Ahh yes we have a rolex for just under
Three-thousand seven-hundred and ninety-two
No actually it's two-thousand
Three-hundred and thirty-six green
Many thanks for your help
Yeah he's always trying to jerk people
My name is Mr hood what is your name
I'm zev love x from kmd
I am pleased to meet you
Oh yeah likewise uhh how ya doin' anyway
Perfectly well thank you huh and you
Oh I'm just chillin' ya see uh but
I got one problem I come in here to pawn this bracelet
See 'cause this rhymin' for nickels business ain't makin' it
What I need is a job uh
Where you work at huh they hiring
Follow this avenue yeah
Turn right at the corner uh-huh go to the
Left when you reach the square yeah
It is the house next to the theater
Oh huh yeah I know the line of work you're in yeah
Would you care for a spoon
No go I don't deal with that stuff
They are not too expensive
As a matter of fact
This reminds me of the days of dwelling with those
Who killed off the weak for fancy clothes and hoes too
Not opposed to the picket fence dream
But both lie on the same side of the gate
It seems that it's all coming back to me now
Yeah umm uhh I figured it was about two summers ago
No joking no one-eyed winkin'
It was uh crackpot yeah crackpot jenkins
I first met crackpot in like head starts
Since then I knew he wasn't too head smart
As I scribbled in art he insisted on standing in the sandbox
To collect unknown amounts of pebbles and stones to throw rocks
It's in the wrists he said
When telling me in early physics lessons
Two atoms can't occupy the same space at the same time
Acknowledged by the playground's bully wesson
Who felt pot's rock then cracked pot's face
Considering his aim
I warned he could hurt others with his game
Miss creissman warned the same
Although he didn't care
Did he 'cause in a decade and one year
He continued to throw rocks for a career
Paid and more paid as he pelt rocks felt by
Every brother in brown with whom he dealt
One more rock thrown ah shoot
Under the ground was a boy in a blue suit
Still a lot of rock throwing going on up the block
But a pocket full of pebbles what locked up crackpot
Should've used his wrists for the cut like subroc
Maybe then he'd have avoided the common phony jackpot
Yeah phony jackpot
Yo man we got much better
Things to do with your time
Show me something better
What something better
We built this place man
We're the gods of the
Universe kings and queens of the planet
If you or I could see this individual we might
Call him an impractical dreamer or a crackpot
No I'm not crackpot
Would you have seen the scientific intellectual
Creative genius in a small ragged negro boy
Oh no you done set it off
