Look Out, There\x27s A Monster Coming

《Look Out, There's A Monster Coming》是Bonzo Dog Band演唱的英文歌曲。

基本介紹

  • 歌曲:Look Out, There's A Monster Coming
  • 語種:英語
  • 發行日期:2007年07月09日
  • 歌手:Bonzo Dog Band
  • 所屬專輯:Gorilla
Lonely unmarried looking for love
Life was passing me by
So I sent off my photo hobbies and age
Magazine marriage I tried
They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
Be lonely no more open destiny's door
For one dollar they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong I didn't like me
So I changed my personality
I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big
What confidence in my new built up shoes
So smart for winter or summer
Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out there's a monster coming
Bye bye binoculars and macintosh
Everything is just great
I take elocution learn to speak posh
But still I can't find a mate
Be popular learn to play the guitar
In seven days you could be strumming
Be sociable learn kissing technique
Look out there's a monster coming
Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose
Plastic surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I pass a swimming costume test
Are my sideboards too long
Don't my aftershave pong
I know my new nose ain't running
What's wrong with my tie

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