《Look Out, There's A Monster Coming》是Bonzo Dog Band演唱的英文歌曲。
基本介紹
- 歌曲：Look Out, There's A Monster Coming
- 語種：英語
- 發行日期：2007年07月09日
- 歌手：Bonzo Dog Band
- 所屬專輯：Gorilla
Lonely unmarried looking for love
Life was passing me by
So I sent off my photo hobbies and age
Magazine marriage I tried
They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men
Be lonely no more open destiny's door
For one dollar they arrange a meeting
My image was wrong I didn't like me
So I changed my personality
I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big
What confidence in my new built up shoes
So smart for winter or summer
Undetectable in normal everyday use
Look out there's a monster coming
Bye bye binoculars and macintosh
Everything is just great
I take elocution learn to speak posh
But still I can't find a mate
Be popular learn to play the guitar
In seven days you could be strumming
Be sociable learn kissing technique
Look out there's a monster coming
Carnaby clothes I reshaped my nose
Plastic surgery's best
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg
I pass a swimming costume test
Are my sideboards too long
Don't my aftershave pong
I know my new nose ain't running
What's wrong with my tie
