《Lobby Number pt 1》是Danny Kaye演唱的歌曲，由Max Liebman、Sylvia Fine作詞作曲，收錄於《The Very Best Of Danny Kaye》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Lobby Number pt 1
- 所屬專輯：The Very Best Of Danny Kaye
- 歌曲原唱：Danny Kaye
- 填詞：Max Liebman、Sylvia Fine
- 譜曲：Max Liebman、Sylvia Fine
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR roar)
Hello Fresno Goodbye
Now you know the name of the picture
And you d like to see it - But no…
Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk
From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk
From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes
From an idea by Grokes based on Joe Miller s jokes
Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it
And you d still like to see it - But no…
Art direction Pickepup interiors Minervipup
Photography Alonzotech recorded sound by Needlepeck
Upholstery by Thackery Hackery by Dackery
Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc
Now finally - finally at last comes the picture
And what do we see
The same old beautiful chorus girls
The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno California
So what are they singing
When it s cherry blossom time in Orange New Jersey
We ll make a peach of a pair I know we canteloup
So honeydew be mine - and dip:
Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man
He is our hero Cowboy Dan
A gallopin yodelin buckaroo
His horse of course is a baritone too
I ve got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo)
I ve got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo)
I ve got that (yi-hi-hoo)
The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew)
But where is our heroine
As the bell rings for lunch we find our heroine in the corral
Eating her heart out
She is Mary Sue Ann tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act
Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle
Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism who said:
By jove the Gorin baby I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did)
But she wants to tap dance and Cowboy Dan who she met on this trip
Wants to marry her so she can tap dance but she knows
Sir Basil will never permit this Never never never
(mewewewewe)
