《學中文》
嘻哈歌手歐陽靖Wyclef Jean 的英文說唱單曲，早年於專輯《The Rest Is History》發行於美國。
Learn Chinese
演唱：歐陽靖
Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?
我是中國人，你有意見？
Yeah, you know who this is, Jin
你知道我是誰，我是歐陽靖。
Let me tell you this
讓我來給你講個故事，
The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings
當了五年的送餐小子，
coming to your house by me is over
苦逼日子已經過去了。(歐陽靖曾在他父母開的中餐店工作。）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
你們都想當中國人，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
Go f**k with your head man
老子的饒舌能把你頭炸裂。
I know a bunch of crypts that love Redman
老子的“瘸幫”哥們都喜歡雷德曼（瘸幫討厭紅色，Redman在這裡是個諷刺。）
Blood book in New York man things done change
世道已經變了，“血幫”走上了紐約街頭。
Stop, the chinks be all over the game
再等一會，中國人已經占據了世界。
This ain't Bruce Lee, I watch too much TV
別跟我提李小龍，你們電視看得太多。
This is a game of death when I aim for your chest
這是一場死亡遊戲，我會瞄準你的胸口。（Game of Death是李小龍1978年的電影。）
Too much sex got me seeing slow motion
性生活太多，我看到都是慢動作。
Eyes barely open with a roach roasting'
葉子飛太多，我眼睛也睜不開。
And your girl, she loves the gin ocean
你的女人可是愛死我了，
Rub it on her body like body shop lotion
我像抹潤膚露一樣覆蓋她全身，
What's the commotion, you never seen me?
慌什麼，你見過我嗎？
The original chinky eye emcee
從最初的“小眼MC",
You don't want to step to the army
現在強大到你不敢面對，
And Double-R rank refugee
我被“饒舌奇兵”簽約，
And the battle of the gun is gonna make you speak
我要是拿槍指著你，你大概會含糊地
another language
說另一種語言。
And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish
朋友，我可不是在說西班牙語，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
你們都想當中國人，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都得要學中文，
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings
這段我唱給那些叫過我外賣的人，
And pork fried rice and throw dice
那些吃雞翅還是炒飯用骰子決定的人。
In the hood, you think this is all good?
你別以為在街區里開餐館很容易，
Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood
劫匪們像牛仔一樣，把你洗劫一空，
I wish you would come to Chinatown
我希望你們能來唐人街逛逛，
Get lost in town, end up in the lost in found
走丟的話你會在失物招領處被找到。
Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy
目擊證人？你在說胡話，
We don't speak English, we speak Chinese
我們可不說英語，我們說中國話，
And the only po-po we know is the pigs
我們不認識什麼警察，我們只吃乳豬肉，
on the hood out in the window
掛在街區邊油漬漬的視窗。
Every time they harass me, I wanna explode
每次被他們騷擾，我都超想發飆。
We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads
我們坐火車不該收錢，鐵路是我們造的。
I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem
我不是你的50 Cent ,我也不是姆爺，
I ain't ya Jigga Man, I'm a chinaman
我不是什麼Jay-Z，我只是箇中國人。
Ginseng in the palm of my hand
我手裡拿著人參，
She looks suprirsed in the palm of my hands
她也直勾勾地盯著我的人參，
You know what's next? Safe sex
預知下回如何？是絕對安全的乾柴烈火。
I'll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect
我可不想和一堆腐肉尋開心。
(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.
(歐陽靖用粵語：這人聽起來最棒，
Let's give her a call on the phone.)
給她打個電話吧。)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。
(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)
(歐陽靖用粵語：真的?)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。
The moral of the story is
這個故事的寓意，
Don't judge a book by its cover
是想告訴你別以貌取人。
I know you think he's fam, but he's really undercover
你以為他是你兄弟，他其實是個便衣。
I saw his name on the affidavit
我在供詞里看到他的名字，
It was written in Chinese and this is what he said:
供詞是中文，他這樣陳詞：
(Jin Speaking Chinese:
(歐陽靖用粵語：
The chinese restaurant is closing soon)
餐館勒令停業。）
Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so
小流氓和黑幫被繩之以法，
Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up
午夜搶完那個超市後被抓。
Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up heckka
我讀著Ten Crack Commandments的歌詞，煮著中藥，
Movie small posters are all over the walls
街上貼滿biggie海報。
If they think you'd save me the bullet, it's so over ya'll
如果他們認為你得給我留顆子彈，我也沒話說，
Me, I'm just Jin just doing my thang
我，只是做著自己的事，
Just doing my thang, just doing my thang
做著自己的事，自己的事
Why is there beef everywhere I go?
(這句歌詞和上句粵語押韻，無實質意思）
I'm drunk skewing, can't we all get along
我酒後開車，我們能不能和諧相處。
My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms
我的女人們穿著丁字褲，我的兄弟們帶著軍火庫。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the ghetto)
你們都要學中文, (所有貧民窟的人）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the suburb)
你們都要學中文, (所有鄉下人）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都要學中文。
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese.
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Jin speaking Chinese: di lo)
你們都要學中文, (大佬）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都要學中文，
(Jin speaking Chinese: Hurry, get out of here)
（快點，走了）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你們都要學中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散彈槍抵在你頭上，你只能咿呀學語。
(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.
(歐陽靖用粵語：這人聽起來最棒，
Let's give her a call on the phone.)
給她打個電話吧。)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜歡你認真的樣子。
(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)
(歐陽靖用粵語：真的?)
Mr. Jin
靖先生
The game will never be the same
這場遊戲不會再和以前一樣，
(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)
(歐陽靖用粵語：我玩過了。）
Double-R refugees
饒舌奇兵
(Jin speaking Chinese: Let's go home)
(歐陽靖用粵語：回家吧。）
First Chinese rapper
第一個華裔饒舌歌手
First page rapper
第一個海地饒舌歌手（Wyclef來自海地）
Refugees
饒舌奇兵
(Jin speaking Chinese: Chinatown)
(歐陽靖用粵語：唐人街。）
(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)
(歐陽靖用粵語：我玩厭了。）
(Jin speaking Chinese: That's it)
(歐陽靖用粵語：就這些。）
