《Jaw Gymnastics》是Del Tha Funkee Homosapien演唱的歌曲，收錄在專輯《Both Sides of the Brain》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Jaw Gymnastics
- 所屬專輯：Both Sides Of The Brain
- 歌曲原唱：Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
- 發行日期：2003年12月12日
歌曲歌詞
Check it out
Uh, Del's back, go get ya life preserver
Aquaman with the flow you might get murdered
You get caught in the slipstream
When I was fifteen
I was ripping, you were shoplifting
My accent on rap is sma*******n'
Emcees be past tense
Didn't make the draft pick
Come get ya ass kicked
You awful and slothful
I'm Grease Lightning
Hit cha with *******t that's uncalled for
Leave ya jaw broke
Tryna simulate
Gimme a break
You rhyme purely functional
Merely fills the gap
I'm a rhymin' mercenary
I'ma kill the track
My brainstorm 'cause a cloud bust
Bring forth a rhyme like childbirth
Style search
Tearin' out the whereabouts of lyrics
Somethin' you don't care about
I eviscerate your mental state
Into strips of steak
I'ma situate barbiturates to get you baked
Your feminine image is far from intimidating
'Cause my style you're imitating
That's as sin as Satan
Your corny insubordinate rhymes are like a porno flick
Prepare to Edgar Allan
And spread ya talent thick
You gotta problem with balancing
Ya equilibrium is givin' up
Ya symmetry is imagery
Your videos are pretty ****
Big budget, but my poetry you covet
Mega-destructive, you can't ***** with
I'm loony wit language
This art form is truly endangered
So I change it, never doing the same *******t
I'll make a profit off of oxygen
Phenomenon wit no homonyms
Hit'em wit a sonic boom
Eradicate ya naniploom
Procure of insert a word wit hypodermic earnest
And leave ya burnin' like a furnace
Poetry protagonist, leave you havin' strict
Advocate of whatever I'm imagining
That's what's happening
Party-goers call me Yoda
I use my force with fortitude
Just sure to groove
And support my crew
Hiero, vital
Components in the lineage
Of Hip-Hop heritage
Where we go is limitless
Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all
I'm the difference between Hanna Barbara
And Hanibal the Barbarian
The metal stiletto ghetto cesarean
Word carryin' clarion
My drum kicks got blood on a steel toe
Nasty like crud on a dildo
For real though
Bram bisque gets bust
And break a baller for his billfold
Better beware boy
Before the shoddy make ya body prostrate
Before they **** make ya eyes dilate
My rhymes'll gyrate, irate
Liquid spills covering nine states liftin' crime rates
*******ftin' earth plates, casual amongst the ranks of greats
***** *****z get treated and took out like dates
They lightweights
Have dat ass beggin' for another day like Nate
Your hard
Boulevard facade'll get you scared
Get cha *******t served preserved
Banned, canned and jarred
And labeled as a fable, ya unstable
My methods on the mic make money under the table
Pay-per-view Digital-TV, or Cable
By cell phone, via satellite, or right at cha label
Hell, you can even send an email
I rip that ass in 500K detail
Use a seashell
In an ocean of emotion
Periless notions of my delicate delivery devotion
Minimal effort make are *******t sound phat
Delvon and Smash Boogie
We gets down like that
You know I grab the mic
And hit cha tit for tat
Delvon and Smash Boogie
We gets down like that
Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all
Let's follow along with the rhyme y'all
I bet some of y'all get lost and can't find y'all
Just on a mission to let you know that I'm raw
With the Jaw Gymnastics verbals for your minds y'all
