It\x27s Christmastime

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It's a wonderful time where we all descend

To my parents' house in the west end

Uncle Dave and Susan bring their feral cat

And homemade wine that tastes like crap

Oh it's Christmastime

Let's just survive

Thanks for the self help book but I have it already

I got it last year when I was dating that loser Jerry

And I get that you're lovin' the new John Mayer

But I don't even have a CD player

It's Christmastime

Let's just survive

Mom's criticizing Dad's mashed potatoes

But he's four martinis in so he doesn't notice

Someone let the dog lick the gravy bowl

And now the air in here is unbearable

Tell me a story we've all heard before

And drag it out even more

It's Christmastime

Let's just survive

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

You have a meltdown when we play Scrabble

It's not my fault you're always left with vowels

Auntie' Sue goes on a really long walk

To buy w**d from the swingers living down the block

And the cat pissed on the Christmas tree

And it soaks through the box of the iPad that you bought me

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