If I Had One

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Jack my brake at the traffic stop

Interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot

Fatboy flying on a fatboy bike

Weavin' in and out and passin' me by

I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB

Even if deep down I was wishin' it was me

But if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run

I'd be hell on wheels if I had one

Called my brother said how you been

We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when

He said this graveyard shift's a graveyard grind

I got more bills than I got time

I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case

I said I guess I know who wears

The pants around your place

But if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably do the same dang thing

Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done

Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if I had one

Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady

She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby

Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her

Watch her shake her money maker

But if I had one I'd have to say

I'd probably shake it the same dang way

Hike it up high so I could get it some

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