《If I Had $1,000,000》是Barenaked Ladies演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Gordon》中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：If I Had $1,000,000
- 所屬專輯：Gordon
- 歌曲原唱：Barenaked Ladies
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
If I Had a Million Dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a K-Car a nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
“You know we could just go up there and hang out ”
“Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon ”
“Well can you blame them ”
“Yeah ”
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet yep like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains all them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
“But we would eat Kraft dinner ”
“Of course we would we'd just eat more ”
“And buy really expensive ketchups with it ”
“That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups ”
If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey
And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars I'd be rich
