《If A Girl Isn't Pretty》是Barbra Streisand演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《Funny Girl - Original Soundtrack Recording》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：If A Girl Isn't Pretty
- 所屬專輯：Funny Girl - Original Soundtrack Recording
- 歌曲原唱：Barbra Streisand
- 發行日期：1968年9月1日
歌曲歌詞
If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City
All she gets from life is pity and a pat
Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant
If she hasn't she just never gets to bat
She must a-shine in every detail
Like a ring you're buying retail
Be a standard size that fits a standard dress
When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils
Then to me it doesn't spell success
From three faces that could cause you
To have temporary nausea
Do I have to hear a lecture such as that
Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation
Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat
So she looks a bit off-balance she possesses golden talents
Or is that a pill too bitter to digest
Oh she's got very nice deportment mmm
But when they see that assortment
From the gallery they'll be throwin' fruit
