《I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas》是Kate Miller-Heidke、The Beards演唱的歌曲，由Kate Miller-Heidke、Keir Nuttall、Louis Schoorl作詞，收錄於專輯《I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas
- 所屬專輯：I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas
- 歌曲原唱：Kate Miller-Heidke、The Beards
- 填詞：Kate Miller-Heidke、Keir Nuttall、Louis Schoorl
- 發行日期：2015年11月27日
歌曲歌詞
When I was a girl
Just a little girl
I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman
And I could grow a thatch of curls
A deep dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world
Days became weeks
Weeks became months
Months turned to years
And it was like magic
It grew and grew
The greatest bush
That the kingdom ever knew
But at the turn of the Millenium
A fever gripped the land
It was decreed that all the women
Look like little girls again
But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
Growing a downstairs beard for you
I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
Growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby
When I was a boy
Just a little boy
I was embarrassed by my body's changes
But then one day at the local pool
I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus
I was so impressed
It looked like tom selleck's chest
He was so proud as he towlled it down
