《I Like Chinese》是Monty Python演唱的歌曲，收錄於《The Final Rip Off》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：I Like Chinese
- 所屬專輯：The Final Rip Off
- 歌曲原唱：Monty Python
- 發行日期：1987年01月01日
歌曲歌詞
The world today seems
Absolutely crackers
With nuclear bombs to
Blow us all sky high
There are fools and idiots
Sitting on the trigger
It's depressing and it's
Senseless and that's why
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly
And they're ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
There's nine hundred million
Of them in the world today
You'd better learn to like them
That's what I say
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly
And they're ready to please
I like Chinese food
The waiters never are rude
Think of the many things
They've done to impress
There's Maoism Taoism
I Ching and Chess
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping-pong
Their yin and yang-ese
I like Chinese thought
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin is anything to shout about
The Chinese will survive us all
Without any doubt
So I like Chinese
I like Chinese
The only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty
And they're ready to please
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
Their food is guaranteed to please
A fourteen a seven a nine and lychees
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their Zen their ping-pong
Their yin and yang-ese
I like Chinese
I like Chinese
