How to Be a Carpenter

《How to Be a Carpenter》是Aesop Rock演唱的一首歌，由Aesop Rock填詞並擔任製作，歌曲於2000年09月05日首發，收錄在專輯《Float》。

Aesop Rock是Mush唱片公司旗下一名Hip-Hop歌手，1997年發行專輯《Music For Earthworms》，2003年發行《Bazooka Tooth》，2005年發行《The Living Human Curiosity Sideshow》，2007年，發行新專輯《None Shall Pass》。

基本介紹

• 中文名：如何成為一名木匠
• 外文名：How to Be a Carpenter
• 所屬專輯：Float
• 歌曲原唱：Aesop Rock
• 填詞：Aesop Rock
• 音樂風格：Rap/Hip Hop
• 歌曲語言：英語
• 發行時間：2000-09-05
• 唱片公司：Mush
• 曲長：4:43
• 製作人：Aesop Rock
• 發行公司：Mush Records

歌詞

[Aesop Rock - Talking]

So you want to be a carpenter, do you?

Well it takes more than a hammer, boy

You're gonna need blueprints and a will to build, and...

Straighten your cap! you look like you've been through a war

Wipe that grin off your mug, you got a sturdy frame?

Sluggish posture just won't cut it

You're gonna need schooling, and, and, and take notes!

And god if I catch you yawning again you're gonna regret ever asking for my help

And dammit you gotta hustle, this is a slacker-free zone

And, where's my pencil? Go get your hard-hat

Here's a nickel, go get us a ruler and a saw and a drill and lots of graph paper...

Yo..

I used to have a rope ladder but tattered were the rungs

I strung it from the highest willow, trying to hug the sun

The seventh level buckled and I tumbled from the summit

Now I'm back to re-climb and this time light my cigarette from it

My stitch in division/division warfare's numb enough to soak suddenly in a bullet bath and skip stones in the morning

Is a flying color phantom tantrum explicable?

Sit and pull the petals off wild flower patches, magic happens!

Behold, pity the lowlife parish?

Doom City barracksleft remorse coursed on a horse-drawn carriage by the torch of Polaris

To the badlands, where every bridge collapse right where the crowd stands

Where the witches are fireproof and every preacher's a madman

Frigid be the appleseed demeanor towards the bay where the landshark Parliament swims

When they pause to polish they fins

The better brains will preach the village through the city square

To the light, heavy and middle-weight integrate

Slept with sticks and stones in my pillowcase

Ooh my born flight simulator picks barnacles off the tugboat belly

Left my spirit home in a shoebox in case I die

Got a rugged smoke-green halo floatin' inches off the swamp

Had that phase when the deviltry contacts a sparkle in my eye

Now step back from the reservoir and let the settlers drink (Right!)

Salvage all priorities and iron out all kinks (Okay!)

My house ain't made of bricks and straw but never has it crumbled (Why?)

Cause I stitched the brain's rigidity with symmetry

Come visit me, it's fascinating

[Aesop Rock- Talking]

Now here's how its done, I'm only gonna show you once

So pay close attention, hear me now or hear me never

Glue your little eyes to the diagram

See the plywood, the nails, the glue?You work every inch

Your domain and you must treat it well

Keep it clean or it'll swallow you whole

Where's the T-square, hand me the pliers

Now dammit, oh, this will never do!

You have to want the castle, head Up, shoulders back

Be the materials, know your limits only to break your limits

Are you listening? God dammit boy, pay attention

[Chorus]

Try it again, little bit more juice this time

Try it again, yeah, a little bit more elbow grease this time

Try it again, concentrate, a little more focus this time

You can kick and scream and yell but damn I'm only tryin' to help

Try it again, you're not doing it right, here now, y'all watch

Try it again, stop sulking, I'm the example, for real, Watch

Try it again, I'm bout to make it easy for you y'all, just Watch

You can kick and scream and yell but damn I'm only tryin' to help

As if it didn't sting enough

The hunt dispatched a pack of wild dog silhouettes

All sulking by the skyline, focused with a bonus hunger pain

My sincere addiction imbalance stems from a vintage grimace slap to the muck of

Ancestral branch camped on the vessels

Yes and I abide, the laws of the hidden desert survived

And every peasant present teetered it on the crescent less deprived

With the exception of pleasant finale binges on the great endangered interests

Of phantom brigades slaving to save that princess

I double the negative (Double the negative), to no avail, no promised benefits

Just delegates peddling pairs of negatives

With magnified magnanimous appearance sandy sinners in opinion shut

Now what of the madness fragments?

Stagnant

How to make a vision sing while twigs cling to your pigeon wings

Fission militia, indent bent to split blood in hell's kitchen sink

Organize civility simpleton citizen mixers, then kiss the sky in unison

Sinister city-blistered corporate hooligans

All I really want's a nickel to feed my little pig

Redefine big dig, three cheers to the product

Consumer populace feed but never dreamed of the process

On a slanted advantage point saw the makeshift criminals date rape the hostage

Dream away the plain pain, yeah but it seeps through the cracks

And drips from the ceiling and smells the rich scent of my tracks

All I ever really wanted was a jungle, and a jungle I got

See it ain't the vision it's the plot that makes me stop

Try it again. I don't want to (Repeat 8x)

I'm not even interested anymore

Try it one more time

歌詞翻譯

[伊索岩言]

你想成為一名木匠，是嗎？

好吧，這不僅僅是錘子，孩子

你需要藍圖和建造的意志，而且…

挺直你的帽子！你看起來好像經歷過一場戰爭

把你臉上的笑容擦掉，你有一個結實的框架嗎？

懶散的姿態就是無法切斷它

你需要上學，還要做筆記！

上帝，如果我再看到你打哈欠，你會後悔找我幫忙的。

該死的你要加油，這是一個懶散的人自由區

我的鉛筆呢？去拿你的硬帽子

給你一枚五分鎳幣，給我們拿一把尺、一把鋸子、一把鑽頭和許多圖表紙…

喲..

在橫檔我以前有一個繩梯但破爛

我把它掛在最高的柳樹上，試圖擁抱太陽。

第七層屈曲，我從山頂上摔了下來。

現在我又回來爬了，這次我點上了香菸

我的除法/除法戰已經麻木了，可以在子彈浴中突然浸泡，然後在早上跳過石頭。

是會飛的彩色影像的脾氣可以解釋的嗎？

坐下來把花瓣從野花上拉開，神奇的事情發生了！

看哪，可憐的卑劣的教區？

毀滅城市barracksleft悔恨般馬車由北極星的火炬

的荒地，在每一個橋樑坍塌的地方人群站

女巫都是防火的，每個傳教士都是瘋子

寒冷是Appleseed風度向灣，LandShark議會游

當他們停下來擦亮鰭的時候

聰明的人會通過城市廣場宣傳村莊。

輕、重、中重結合

在我的枕頭套里，棍棒和石頭睡覺

喔，我的出生的飛行模擬器摘下拖輪肚子藤壺

離開了我的精神家園在鞋盒裡萬一我死了

有一個堅固的煙綠暈漂浮的英寸的沼澤

有相當殘暴聯繫在我眼裡閃耀

現在退後一步，讓定居者喝（對！）

打撈所有的優先事項和鐵的所有扭結（好！）

我的房子不是用磚和稻草砌成的，但從來沒有倒塌過（為什麼？）

因為我用對稱的方式縫合了大腦的僵硬

來看看我吧，太迷人了。

[伊索岩言]

這是怎么做的，我只給你看一次

所以，請密切注意，聽我說，或者永遠不要聽我說。

把你的小眼睛粘在圖表上。

看到膠合板、釘子、膠水了嗎？你一寸一寸地工作

你的領域，你必須好好對待它

保持乾淨，否則會把你整個吞下。

丁字尺的哪裡，我手頭的鉗子

現在，該死的，喔，這不行！

你必須要城堡，抬起頭，肩膀向後

做材料，知道你的極限，才能打破你的極限。

你在聽嗎？該死的上帝的孩子，注意

[合唱]

再試一次，再來一點果汁。

再試一次，是的，這次要多費一點力。

再試一次，集中注意力，這次集中注意力。

你可以踢和尖叫和呼喊，但該死的我只是想幫忙

再試一次，你這樣做不對，現在在這裡，你們看

再試一次，別生氣了，我的例子，真的，看

再試一次，我要讓你們，只是看

你可以踢和尖叫和呼喊，但該死的我只是想幫忙

好像沒有足夠的刺痛

打獵出動了一群野狗剪影。

所有生悶氣的天際線，集中獎勵飢餓痛

我真誠的成癮失衡源於一個老式的鬼臉給弄髒了

船上的祖先枝

是的，我遵守了，隱藏的沙漠法則倖存下來了。

一個農民走在較貧困的新月

隨著愉快的結局大吃大瀕危利益例外

幻影旅團役使救公主

我加倍否定（加倍否定），沒有效果，沒有允諾的好處。

只是代表們兜售成對的底片

放大的寬宏大量的外表，沙地罪人在意見關閉。

現在瘋狂的碎片是什麼？

停滯

如何使視覺歌唱，而樹枝緊貼你的鴿子翅膀

分裂的民兵，在地獄的廚房水槽里彎曲的血

組織文明傻瓜公民攪拌機，然後親吻天空齊聲

市公司流氓邪惡了

我只想要一個鎳幣餵我的小豬

重新定義大挖掘，為產品歡呼三聲

消費者大眾卻從未夢想過這一過程。

在一個傾斜的有利點上看到了臨時罪犯強姦人質的日期。

夢想遠離平原的痛苦，是的，但它滲透裂縫

從天花板上滴下

歌手簡介

Aesop Rock，出生於紐約長島，Mush唱片公司旗下一名Hip-Hop歌手。

Aesop Rock