《Hip Hop Quotables》是Ludacris演唱的歌曲，由Chris Bridges、Erick Sermon作詞作曲，收錄於《Chicken-n-Beer》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Hip Hop Quotables
- 所屬專輯：Chicken-n-Beer
- 歌曲原唱：Ludacris
- 填詞：Chris Bridges、Erick Sermon
- 譜曲：Chris Bridges、Erick Sermon
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
High my name's Ludacris and im high as girrafes butts
And im close to the edge so your parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the burbs
My filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
So i shot the tooth fairy (aahhh)
and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator the size of a crater
And make Government officials breath
harder than Darth Vader
Its the chicken & the beer that make Luda keep rappin
But no pork on my fork i dont even speak pig Latin
I go fishin on my lake wit yo bitch as da bait
Plus i eat many MC's but i dont gain no weight
The number 1 chief rocker clean out your rap lockers
Im as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas
But my tricks aint for kids
if you dig em' you'll get smaked
I'll clock yah
i'll spring forward you'll fall back (whoo)
Every album that i drop
has got more than ten bangers (yeah)
Thats cause im a shot caller
ya'll fools are crank yankers (bells)
Aint a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
I get chicks from Portland Oregon to Portland Maine
Now i role up torpedoes get blunted wit rastas
For a hefty fee im on your record like Bob Castas (yeah)
I own so many jerseys im a throw-back mess
I hit the cleaners an tell em'
＂i want a full court press＂ (owe)
So mama toast yah glass while im countin my cash
Cause every single is a smash
im hot as a camals ass (ha)
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in The Wash
From your car to a crap game no one rolls witchu
One of MiniMe's shoes got more soul than you (ok)
So by the time you figure out
why your record aint spinnin
Im in the strip club smokin
wit Presedent Clinton (cough cough cough)
So stand clear of the long side-burns and go-tee
They made the mold of the penis enlarger off me (me)
I'll be in another when i hit from the back (back)
Not to mention my refrigerators taller than Shaq (yeah)
So yippie ka ye yippie yi yi yo (yo)
if you cant swim dont smoke my hydro (dro)
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons (whoo)
So wash all you sins away and start prayin (yeah)
If God's line is busy you might have to two way him
And catch me in your back yard playin croquet
And when im drunk i'll be tellin kids
drugs are bad umm-kay＂
Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko
Got seven cars I get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think im bad they say ＂ooh he's so evil＂
Cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people (owe)
But my albums out the store yours be on the shelf
I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself
Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA you gotta play hard or go home
All that shit that ya'll talkin ya'll can pop it to them
