《Even Steven》是Nataly Dawn演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《How I Knew Her》。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Even Steven
- 所屬專輯：How I Knew Her
- 歌曲原唱：Nataly Dawn
- 發行日期：2013年2月8日
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
If I could get even with Steven
I'd sacrifice many a day
To tell all the people who worship his name
All the tales of his merciless ways
It's sad not a soul would believe them
So thick is the web that he's spun
But I know the truth of his terrible taste
And just maybe the truth will save one
Oh Steven you're not a man
You're not even a boy
You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen
And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy
If I could get even with Steven
I'd have to stoop so very low
A swift uppercut wouldn't cut it I fear
So below your tight belt we must go
Oh I'd give you a reason for leaving
And tell your incestuous clan
To quit the charades and for once just behave
As their heavenly father commands
Oh Steven you're not a man
You're not even a boy
You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen
And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy
But if I can't get even with Steven
I pray dear Saint Peter to spare
Not one filthy detail of your wretched ways
When you're judged for your many affairs
'Cause I cringe when I think that you're thieving
Some poor selfless heart as I speak
But the handsomest bastards are all in God's grace
Till the crazies awake from their sleep
Oh Steven you're not a man
You're not even a boy
You're just a lying cheating apple eating heathen
And the truth doth bring me joy oh joy oh joy
Oh joy
