Chip On My Shoulder

歌曲歌詞

Emmett：

Spoken

Whoa

Elle

What's up

Doc

Elle：love

Emmett：

Spoken

Excuse me

Elle：i put my faith in love

I followed where it led

Emmett：

Spoken

Love led you here

Elle：to my personal circle of hell

It has not worked out well

I wish that I were dead

Cause instead of a wedding in love

I'm flunking out of school

A total laughing stock

Someone he and his friends could just mock

So go on

Here's my head

Just hit it with a rock

Emmett：

Spoken

Wait

Go back

Sung

You came out here to follow a man

Harvard law was just part of that plan

Man

What rich romantic planet are you from

Elle：

Spoken

Malibu

Emmett：instead of lying outside by the pool

You stalk some guy to an ivy league school

That's the weirdest reason I have

Elle：

Spoken

Oh

Why'd you come

Emmett：

Spoken

Okay

Sung

I grew up in the roxbury slums

With my mom and a series of bums

Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail

I got through law school by busting my a*s

Worked two jobs in addition to class

So forgive me for not weeping at your tale

Elle：

Spoken

Well excuse me

Just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder

Emmett：

Spoken

You know what

You're right

Sung

There's a chip on my shoulder

And it's big as a boulder

With the chance I've been given

I'm gonna be driven as hell

I'm so close I can taste it

So I'm not gonna waste it

Yeah

There's a chip on my shoulder

You might wanna get one as well

Elle：

Spoken

I'm sorry

But that sounds highly negative

Wait

Two jobs plus law school

How do you do it

Emmett：well

I don't go to parties a lot

Not good use of the time that I've got

Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape

Elle：

Spoken

I don't spend hours

Emmett：but I know it'll all be worthwhile

When I win my first lucrative trial

And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape

Elle：

Spoken

Oh

That's so sweet

Emmett：no

That's the chip on my shoulder

I hugged my mom and told her

With the chance I've been given

I'm gonna be driven as hell

Though I can't take the day off

I just think of the payoff

You need a chip on your shoulder

Little miss woods comma elle

Elle：

Spoken

I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious

Emmett：

Spoken

What you need is to get to work

Where are your law books

Elle：

Spoken

Ummm

Well

I know they're here somewhere

Emmett：ya know

This vanity's real picturesque

But it started its life as a desk

Clear it off

And find some room for books instead

Elle：

Spoken

What are you doing

Emmett：can you live without this

Can you live without that

I don't know what this is

Elle：

Spoken

It's for hair

Emmett：wear a hat

Spend some time improving what's inside your head

Out

Put it in storage

Sell it on ebay

Leave it behind

Out

What

Are you angry

Good

So get angry

You may find

The chip on your shoulder

Elle：

Spoken

Argh

Emmett：the room just got colder

Elle：

Spoken

Hey

Emmett：but with the chance you've been given

Why are you not driven as hell

There's just no way around it

You gotta plow through 'til you've

Elle：

Spoken

Found it

Emmett：been reading it hard

I can tell

Chorus：tis a gift to be simple

Tis a gift to be free

Hmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Elle：

Spoken

Bye

Warner

Have a great thanksgiving

Say hi to your mom and dad for me

And grandma bootsie

Emmett：

Spoken

Define malum prohibitum

Elle：

Spoken

Malum prohibitum is

Ummm

Emmett：

Spoken

An act prohibited

Elle：

Spoken

An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in singapore

Emmett：

Spoken

Therefore malum in se

Elle：

Spoken

Is an action

That is evil in itself

Assualt

Murder

White shoes after labor day

Emmett：

Spoken

Good

Where are you going

Elle：

Spoken

Home

Of course

It's thanksgiving break

Remember

Emmett：

Spoken

Interesting

Elle：

Spoken

What

Emmett：well

I predict you will probably pass

Elle：

Spoken

Yes

Emmett：in the bottom percent of your class

Elle：

Spoken

What

Emmett：if you're going for mediocre

You've done great

Elle：

Spoken

That's not fair

Emmett：look

They laughed at me like they're laughing at you

We can't win if we don't follow through

Might I venture your vacation plans can wait

Elle：

Spoken

Why do you always have to be right

Chorus：glo o o o o o o o o o o ria in excelsis deo

Elle：

Spoken

Bye

Warner

Merry christmas

Enjoy bayo

Emmett：

Spoken

Ho ho ho

Elle：

Spoken

Emmett

Emmett：

Spoken

For you

Not as good as going home for christmas

But

Elle：

Spoken

You are too sweet

Emmett：

Spoken

It's a real time saver

Shampoo and conditioner in one

Elle：

Spoken

Ah

Giggles

Thank you

You are so adorable to think of me

Warner：

Spoken

Elle

Hey

Elle：

Spoken

Warner

Warner：

Spoken

Have you seen vivienne

I've been looking for her everywhere

Elle：

Spoken

Yeah

I I mean no

Warner：

Spoken

Great

We're gonna miss our flight

Emmett：

Spoken

Um

Elle

Sung

I don't know if you've noticed before

But each time warner walks in the door

Your iq goes down to 40

Maybe less

Elle：

Spoken

Huh

Emmett：though it's hardly my business to say

Could it be the real thing in your way

Is the very guy you're trying to impress

Elle：yes

I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance

Let's not chase him away

Let's face him and say

Hey punk

Let's dance

This chip on my shoulder

Makes me smarter and bolder

No more whining or blaming

I am reclaiming my pride

Grab that book and let's do this

Instead of doodling hearts all through this

Now there's a chip on my shoulder

Let's see him knock it aside

Chorus：ah ah ah ah daughter of delta nu

Show him that you're no fool

Daughter of delta nu

Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder

Warner：

Spoken

Mr

Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation

Without his sperm

The child in question wouldn't exist

Callahan：

Spoken

Now you're thinking like a lawyer

Yes

Miss woods

Elle：

Spoken

Mr

Huntington makes an excellent point

But did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life

Callahan：

Spoken

Interesting

Why do you ask

Elle：

Spoken

Well

Unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions

He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever

Why now

Why this sperm

Callahan：

Spoken

I see your point

Elle：

Spoken

And by mr

Huntington's standards

All masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg

Could be called reckless abandonment

Callahan：

Spoken

Miss woods

You just won your case

Elle：ohmigod

Chorus：wait

Hold on

We just won the case

Elle：omigod

Girls：elle got all up in warner's face

Elle：omigod

Girls：i am starting to like this place

Yes

Omigod

Callahan：

Spoken

Miss woods

Excellent work today

I assume you're applying for my internship

Do you have a resume

Elle：

Spoken

I am one step ahead of you

Here you go

And thanks in advance for your consideration

Callahan：

Spoken

Dear god

It's scented

Three months ago

I would have recycled this

Make sure to put it on file

Emmett：guess she got a chip on her shoulder

Maybe some wise man told her

With the chance we've been given

We gotta be driven as hell

She was something to see there

I'm just happy I could be there

First big test and she aced it

She's so close she can taste it

She got a chip on her shoulder

Guess you never can te e ell

With little miss woods comma elle

Chorus：elle woods

Woods comma elle

Chip on her shoulder

Elle woods

Woods comma elle

Chip on her shoulder

Emmett：no you never can tell

Chorus：elle woods

Woods comma elle

Chip on her shoulder

All：with little miss woods comma elle

Chip On My Shoulder

基本介紹

相關詞條

熱門詞條