《Cereal Wars》是AFI演唱的歌曲，由David Marchand、Mark Blackwelder作詞，收錄於《Answer That And Stay Fashionable (Explicit)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：Cereal Wars
- 所屬專輯：Answer That And Stay Fashionable (Explicit)
- 歌曲原唱：AFI
- 填詞：David Marchand、Mark Blackwelder
- 發行日期：1997年1月1日
歌曲歌詞
Get up early in the morning
Going to the store
Post Kellogs general mills
It's the cereal war
F**kin' store never has
The monsters and they never get more
Post kellogs general mills
It's the cereal war
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock
It's got a condom in the box
I'll try some cocoa puffs today
What the f**k is sonny anyway
Some say dino's are the best
They've got more marshmallows than the rest
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies
And always stay away from wheaties
Now it's dinner time and
I'm going back to the store
I had some erkles liked 'em a lot
It's the cereal war
I wish I were calvin or hobbes
And then I could try sugar bombs
The soggies will never get cap'n crunch
I guess I'll have crunch Berries for lunch
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet
That's the only kind I'll eat
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs
Do I look like a f**kin' squirrel to you
